Cluster Fuck

A situation so awful that you will end up screaming the word fuck multiple times. The term cluster fuck simply is a proper noun for said situation.

Guy 1:Hey man not only did we have to pay 50 dollars an eighth for this weed but it was really shitty and we had to drive the dude all over hell and creation.

Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck

by UnknownMan4411 January 18, 2010

Cluster Fuck

When a group of naked people all cram into a small space, and stick whatever they have in whatever hole they can find.

Wanna come to my party tonight? I’m planning a killer cluster fuck.

by Bolverkr September 5, 2019

cluster fuck

a complete mess, a shambles.

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

Cluster fuck

A cluster fuck is when a place is overly crowded, or extremely busy; when there is no room to do anything

"We decided to go to another restaurant because tsunami's was a giant cluster fuck.

by Urbandefiner.com February 15, 2017

cluster fuck

a chocolate bar full of peanuts and fuck

Mike loves cluster fucks.

by William Snell January 5, 2008

Cluster Fuck

A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.

Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.

I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.

I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.

It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.

by TD_Niners October 21, 2012

cluster fucks

A milk chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck, nougatey fuck.

Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)

It's amazing how a little ball of lint can turn into a cluster fuck. (Or plural cluster fucks)

Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!

by Dani Johnson December 29, 2007