closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by Don Juan April 5, 2005

closterfuck

Scumbag, big shit refering objects.

That car is a closterfuck

by XmaxGG October 28, 2015

Closeted Sanghi

A silent enabler of Narendra Modi and his authoritarian rule. He downplays the ordeals of the oppressed as 'isolated cases' but will have his 'sentiments hurt' if someone criticizes his culture and way of living. Generally upper-middle class and posh but takes no stands in favor of values such as liberal democracy and personal liberty of others than his community.

Mr. Pai wants to move to the US for a better life but is not ashamed of going gaga over Modi's authoritarian policies. I always felt that he is a closeted Sanghi.

by lordandsaviour May 27, 2023

closterbrobic

The uncomfortable feeling created in a situation, usually a social gathering involving alcohol, where there is an excess of "bro's" to an uncomfortable extent.

So yeah, I was at the Delt party but I just got too closterbrobic and had to split.

by Nobro1 August 7, 2009

Closeted Republican

A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial

My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

closter

A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.

closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz

by camelz July 18, 2006

closterian

A person who has the IQ of a rock, and that smokes and drinks uncontrollably.

That kid is such a closterian.

by Don Jua April 2, 2005