Chronambulism

The ability to "move" through time, whether it be in the past or possible futures.

Bob: Hey, you might want to skip going for a jog in the morning.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I can see you spraining your ankle. I have Chronambulism. It lets me observe events in time, as if I am there, but I can not change the event.

by Spoxun November 14, 2023

Chronobubble

A state whereby one's apprehensions of the past significantly distort one's perceptions of the present.

After learning about Nazi Germany in school, Johnny has become convinced that any politician he doesn't like is "literally Hitler". Melinda tried to break Johnny out of his chronobubble by teaching him some geography, but to no avail.

by heraclitusboii October 18, 2024

chinbombing

Noun - The appearance of more than your normal number of chins in ANY photograph (particularly wedding ones) taken by others. Usually occurs with older people.
See also chinbombed, chinbombs (for groups)

Example:- “Oh dear mate, looks like all your pictures suffer from chinbombing”

by TheDJTMI April 11, 2024