Chromebook

the slowest god dang thing ever

"Man: Wow my computer is so slow."
"Other Man: Why?"
"Man: Because my mom got me a Chromebook instead of a gaming PC."

by Bloxifier May 5, 2022

ChromeHOUND

A massive AVC with interchangeable parts, so a single unit can preform multiple roles when changed. Can weight between 3000 tons and 6800 tons.
It will Kill you

The Chromehound is overweight, you booster

by Kushmaster April 24, 2008

Chromeophobic

When a website is prejudice towards the Google web brower Chrome. A website that is chromeophobic will not work properly when using Chrome, and often request that you use Mozilla instead.

Person A: Hey, did you look at that link I sent you?

Person B: I tried, but that site was chromeophobic so I couldn't.

by AckNo September 12, 2010

ChromeOS

that trashy operating system that can barely handle anything

"Hey let's play FoRtNitE!"
"Can't I have ChromeOS... I cant even open .jav files...

by vegankale May 5, 2019

Chromey

A person who is very unintelligent and may show signs of needing mental help.

Your are acting like such a Chromey right now!

by Shmeatboy November 14, 2017

Chromebook

A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.

Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"

by ramsenn February 26, 2021

Chromebibliaphobia

Severe fear/ disgust of the Google Chromebook due to its limited privacy and functionality.

Human 1: "I got the new HP Chromebook 13!"

Human 2: *Screams in terror* "Get that horrific device away from me, I have Chromebibliaphobia!"

by W2081d May 1, 2017