choping

To scratch ones crotch similar to scrotch

Hobsy:did you just look at my crotch
Gregsy: Well you wear choping it so vigourously...
Hobsy:would you like a go
Gregsy: well..

quote from 101 tales of arse buggery
WARNING may not actually be a book

by Jiffy May 5, 2005

Chope

To soil oneself.

Had a massive chilli last night and something just rumbled down there. Think I might have Choped myself.

by YellowSnowflake June 16, 2018

Chope

C h o p e;

Adj. That face u make and that sound u squeak out when you walk into the bathroom right after someone just took a massive dump and didn't flush.

>_<' chope

by Arrif_Ziaudeen December 2, 2013

Chope

term for dirty old man.

"Piss off, you chope."

by akirastanley June 16, 2018

choped up

a word used to describe oral sex

"man that bitch choped me up last night"

by chuy January 20, 2005

Choping Wood

The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.

That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood

by NeoFox October 17, 2003

Chope the chicken

Variation on choke the chicken. To engage in masturbation, while looking up women's skirts or looking at upskirt pics.

Named for Christopher Chope, British Member of Parliament, who opposed a law that sought to ban making upskirt photos and videos.

“What’s that old guy doing down there on the floor near the hockey team?”
“Oh he's just about to chope the chicken again.”

by Spangleburger June 16, 2018