Chope the chicken

Variation on choke the chicken. To engage in masturbation, while looking up women's skirts or looking at upskirt pics.

Named for Christopher Chope, British Member of Parliament, who opposed a law that sought to ban making upskirt photos and videos.

“What’s that old guy doing down there on the floor near the hockey team?”
“Oh he's just about to chope the chicken again.”

by Spangleburger June 16, 2018

To chope

To upskirt

To chope: to upskirt

That guy over there is upskirting.

Oh, he's choping is he?

by Potatollama_64 June 22, 2018

Chode body

A short fat person

1: dude have you seen that obese midget

2: total chode body

by Chode body May 22, 2015

Chode Britches

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."

Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011

Chopeyes

A name for your eyes when you're High/Chopped AF.

Mike: Pass that blunt bro.
Sid: You sure man? I don't want you to get too chopped.
Mike: Trust, I got this!

Sid: Aight bro. *Passes blunt
Mike: *Hits blunt
Sid: Holy fuck dude! You got Chopeyes already 😂

by LTD1337 May 4, 2017

Chöben

This is a place filler word that can mean anything. It can be a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun...etc.

This lecture is very chöben (boring)

Eat this its chöben (good)
What are you chöbening (doing) right now?

by Jrobs June 14, 2016

commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021