chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!

guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’

by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Chocolate Milkshake

Chocolate Shake A male ejaculates into a condom or an anus while the receiver sucks it from her/his anus.

Vanessa loved the Chocolate Milkshake I gave her last night.

by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022

Chocolate Milkshake

Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.

I was thirsty for a chocolate milkshake so my boyfriend gave me one out of his butthole.

by Wolfmanjackkk July 24, 2023

Chocolate Milkshake

When someone's ass sweat and feces mix together and create a sludgy, chocolate-like substance in their back end which soaks their pants in what looks like a Chocolate Milkshake.

"Dude did you see mike yesterday; he had a crazy chocolate milkshake going on."

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025

Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.

Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.

by Shiggles October 3, 2016

The special chocolate milkshake

When u cum in a cup and take a shit in that same cup and mix it until it looks like a milkshake

I’m so bored rn… I should do the special chocolate milkshake cuz I got nothing better to do!

by TheDummyBummy March 16, 2024