celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.

After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.

by yes juanito yes November 2, 2014

Diamondwood Celebration

the act of ejaculating while having Diamond wood

"I had a Diamondwood celebration on Lisa's face last night."

by The swagenator April 18, 2008

celibrate

combination of celebrate and celibate. celebrating being celibate. an ironic/sarcastic way of saying you have not had sex in a long time. way of saying you feel like getting a buzz on so you can forget you haven't had sex in a long time.

person 1: "i haven't been laid in so long that i feel like i should celibrate."

person 2: "yeah, let's go get a bottle and celibrate proper!"

by lober June 13, 2009

cerebral polygonis

a square, or block, shaped head.

Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, and John Cena have a severe case of cerebral polygonis.

by Malissa C January 27, 2008

food celebration

A song someone sings when they are very hungry and about to eat. The song expresses the excitement that the food will provide when ingested.

Mark - "Food food food food food food food food"
John - "wtf was that, a food celebration?"

by Mark O August 24, 2007

cerebral originitis

when you are in room one and you think of something you need to get in room two, you walk to room two and forget what it was you where doing/getting in that room.

the below is cerebral originitis:

when you go back to room one you immediately remember why you went in room two in the first place.

this can happen many times in a row when you keep remembering and forgetting. this is called (number)fold originitis.

my mother had a case of cerebral originitis when she went to the kitchen to get the spoon.

by Jake Robinson December 21, 2005

cerebral palsy

The term cerebral palsy refers to any one of a number of neurological disorders that appear in infancy or early childhood and permanently affect body movement and muscle coordination but don’t worsen over time. Even though cerebral palsy affects muscle movement, it isn’t caused by problems in the muscles or nerves. It is caused by abnormalities in parts of the brain that control muscle movements. The majority of children with cerebral palsy are born with it, although it may not be detected until months or years later. The early signs of cerebral palsy usually appear before a child reaches 3 years of age. The most common are a lack of muscle coordination when performing voluntary movements (ataxia); stiff or tight muscles and exaggerated reflexes (spasticity); walking with one foot or leg dragging; walking on the toes, a crouched gait, or a “scissored” gait; and muscle tone that is either too stiff or too floppy. A small number of children have cerebral palsy as the result of brain damage in the first few months or years of life, brain infections such as bacterial meningitis or viral encephalitis, or head injury from a motor vehicle accident, a fall, or child abuse.

person 1: hey lets go mountain climbing.
person 2: nah i cant, i have cerebral palsy, i might fall n bust my ass.

by charley cuppycake October 23, 2007