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money goes hella fast in casinos.
by hayley.ex February 5, 2009
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Casino Logic

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a form of reason acquired by spending far too much time at a casino. a player, typically down a considerable amount of money, will use any excuse possible to convince themself that the odds are far greater in their favor than they are. It is normally accompanied by multiple superstitions.
Guy 1: Dude did you just put all of your rent money down on black??

Guy 2: Yeah man, it's hit red 4 times in a row so I'm pretty much guaranteed to win.

Guy 1: WTF? Your casino logic is going to make us homeless.
by John Coktoastin October 17, 2009
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Casino Royale

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The best Bond move ever. PERIOD.
With Casino Royale, MGM have redeemed themselves with the garbage that was the Pierce Brosnan films.
by A Gorilla December 10, 2008
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casino hipster

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A notch above pretentious elitism on the hipster scale. These are the types of people that walk through casinos just to admire the atmosphere, not to gamble.
person 1: I went to the MGM Grand last night, it was pretty amazing!

person 2: O really? Did you win anything?

person 1: Win anything? ha ha ha ha! Why would I go to a casino other than to enjoy the beautiful aesthetics of all the lights and sounds?! You must be mad!

person 2: You're a casino hipster, man!
by sydstorm October 23, 2011
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sexual casino

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Stimulating a woman in multiple places simultaneously. Causing an intoxication via overstimuli, not unlike walking into a casino.
Yo, i licked her clit and fingered her ass. Bitch was in da sexual casino yo.
by WizOfMohan December 20, 2014
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Clams Casino

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1. A group of women.
2. The opposite of a sausage fest.
I'm gonna go hang out with the girls. It's going to be a total clams casino.
by Yeastinfection January 9, 2016
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Burn down a casino

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Winning big in Las Vegas.

The notion that you will win SO much money, you'll take a casino's entire bankroll. The only option left is to burn the casino down for insurance money.
Man, I can't wait to go to Vegas. We're gonna burn down the Palms!

Guy #1: How'd you do in Vegas? Did you burn down a casino?
Guy #2: Nah, I lost $1,000.
by Milt Deezy December 27, 2008
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