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Zen Carsonism 

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
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aaron carpenter 

A beautiful boy who is apart of magcon, but doesn't get recognized as much as he should.
Aaron carpenter is the best thing that will ever happen too you!!!
Aaron carpenter is beautiful... He is sexy too.
aaron carpenter by magcon lover March 24, 2014

Magnus Carlsen 

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!
"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"
Magnus Carlsen by ChessLegend December 4, 2020
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. If she is destined for you, you will get her anyway. She will reject any other person just to be yours.
You must be my Carmen.
Carmen by carmenslover September 27, 2013

Carson.malfoy7 

A girl on tiktok that makes really cringe videos of her dancing and POV’s. She also is a Tomika falcon supporter, which makes her transphobic.
Her attempts to be funny are embarrassing.
1: I love Carson.malfoy7 so much😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺 syltherin for life🥰
2: That’s stupid
1: That was ironic, no one actually likes her

Sabrina Carpenter 

MY MOM she slays mine and yours and your grandma’s asses. creator of the iconic song When You Feel Like Shit On Your Period. don’t play with the pasta queen. her voice is like an angel and will leave your wig in the next dimension. she’s a punny, gorgeous, loving, kind human whom the world does not deserve. singular is coming for the world’s weaves don’t say i didn’t warn you. she took a shower and she’s feeling wet. be an intellectual and go stream EVOLution and Eyes Wide Open, your ears will thank me later. don’t even try to hate on her because she’ll sick goodwin on you. she pushed all the lemons and has proved that she will keep snapping and keep showing the world that she ain’t no child. *peace signs out*
i’m gay for Sabrina Carpenter and for Sabrina Carpenter only
Sabrina Carpenter by alnetogethers September 29, 2018