cardassian

A Star Trek alien species native to Cardassia Prime.

Gul Dukat is a cardassian

by Walking Talking Dictionary September 28, 2006

Detroit Carwash

When trying to impress your buddies you pick up a beastly looking broad. Right when she's about to blow you, you proceed to urinate all over her face.

I just gave your fat sister the ol' detroit carwash.

by Tha Dirty Mick October 16, 2006

carwash

When one takes his car and drives it into a tunnel, equipped with motorized and automatic machines such as brushes and sponges. Also, there are sprays in which soap comes out to help make the car cleaner. At the end of the "carwash" the car undergoes a drying process, making the car dry from all of the soap and water used earlier to make the car clean. The main purpose of a carwash is to make the car clean. Most car-drivers get a car wash every month or so. However, some people who love their car will get one every week.

John: Woah! That car of yours is very clean! What did you do it?
Pete: Last night, I brought it to get a carwash. It was quite satisfying.

by Mr. Timothy August 8, 2006

cornhole carwash

Similar to a rimmer, the act of licking someone's arshole until clean and fresh.

That broad got the craziest cornhole carwash I've ever given.

by Nealium Vee Dub December 5, 2005

Boob Carwash

When a lady or gentleman places their face in between the cleavage of a preferably large breasted woman. The breasts are shimmied back an forth, creating a soft and pleasant agitation of boob on the face.

"I received a boob carwash last night, now I can die happy."

by Rachel422 June 11, 2006

carwash cunt

The ultimate insult. When the simple bitch or whore won't do. Usually used in arguments between two women. The "carwash" part of the insult can be replaced to fit the situation at hand.

Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfucking bitch!
Susie: Fuck you, you carwash cunt.

by gamblingcat October 30, 2007

cardshark

1. An individual that is very good at games that involve playing cards of some sort

2. An individual that sews until the wee hours of the morning, often losing sleep over correct stitching methods or zipper attachment. Beware when this type of individual does sleep, however, for there is often a strong, pungeunt draft that occompanies slumber.

See: windtunnel

1. That guy playing Texas Hold-em is a total cardshark.

2. Dude, CardShark over there totally just cut one as he slept!

by Pedobear February 23, 2005