captain obvious

One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.

CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:


fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life

CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.

by CaptObvious fan June 1, 2005

Captain Obvious

A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.

You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.

Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"

You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"

by Ms. Jenkins July 4, 2007

caption obvious

A man with super power to state the obvious.

Thank you Caption Obvious to state the obvious, now SHUT UP!

by Caption Obvious April 20, 2015

Captain Obvious

i AM Captain Obvious!

*points to himself*

by Keile February 7, 2004

Captain Obvious

A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.

"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

captain obvious

See Legolas for further definition.

"......a diversion!"

by Draith March 30, 2005

Captain Obvious

When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005