candid selfie

A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.

Nice candid selfie profile pic!

by csh425 May 13, 2014

Cardi skank

An unattractive pole dancing ho covered in tramp stamps, and with marginal singing skills.

Did you see that Cardi skank on stage? It looked female on the bottom half, but the face nearly made me throw up.

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 26, 2018

like a whore in a candy shop

a description that is used to thrown off friends because it means nothing

guy 1: dude that dog is walkin kinda funny
guy 2: yeah like a whore in a candy shop

by hugh j. rack April 8, 2010

candy shop

A place where women are respected, put on display, and treated like human beings and not sex objects pouring chocolate all over each other..aww who the hell am I kidding, thanks to 50 Cent, a "candy shop" is basically a place where girls like me are painted up like streetwalking whores, make out with other girls, and degrade ourselves all the while shaking our asses in 50 Cent's face and happily sucking on his "lollypop". And umm, "LET" us lick the lollypop?? As if sucking your crusty ass d*ck is a favor. By the way, Im not a 50 Cent-hater, I used to love your music..when it was actually good. PAYCE =D

50 Cent: "I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollypop. Go 'head girl dont you stop. Keep goin' 'till you hit the spot WOAHHHHH"

by Tidontneedtotellyoumyname August 9, 2005

candy slab

Cars with candy paint

ridein on 84' swangas in my candy slab

by Budz McEnzie July 30, 2009

Candy Suxxx

Porn star from PS2, PC & Xbox game Vice City, who works for seriously-going-downhill porn studios Interglobal Films. In one scene you nearly, oh so nearly see her humping. All you see is a head going up and down whilst she is moaning like in the cafe scene in When Harry Met Sally.

Candy: I'm sorry, but I don't think I can swallow this right now.

Director: Oh, come on, darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pitys sake! How can you not feel the part?

by Antony November 14, 2004

Candy Stomp

A dance used by ravers. Think of it as doing the step master on the floor while bouncing side to side. All the while using photons or Glowstick to make patterns in the air.

The bass on that song is great to Candy Stomp to.

by Dj Furby December 29, 2007