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callum

If you know a callum, you're a very lucky person, he well known by everyone, very popular and he makes you look good whenever you're around him. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl.
Person 1; i go out with callum
Person 2; oh your're a very lucky girl, they are HOT!
by Amy.N December 27, 2012
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Callum

A truly madcore human being who prides himself on nothing more than waking up every morning and thinking, "Fuck, I'm, such a sick cunt".
Typically, this individual's mad skills are admired by his peers, who aspire to live in his shadow.
Guy#1: You seen that Callum?

Guy#2: Dude! Don't even say his name! We just call him 'God' around here.

Guy#1: Please dont tell him I said that.
by madcunnttt September 9, 2010
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Callum T

Callum T is an iPad Dribbling spastic
by dangleesack69 December 18, 2019
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Callum

The ideal boyfriend for any girl. Excels at everything and is incredibly funny. Very handsome and just generally an amazing person.
I'm so lucky to be dating a callum
by Hotpotato05 April 7, 2020
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Callula

Hey look over there, that girl is Beautiful.
She must be called Callula
by Joely Boy July 27, 2009
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Callums Corner

A middle aged man who has a tic tac for a head and cant take it when people point it out.
Callums corner is a reactor who has a tic tac head
by 1_up_ping on insta August 17, 2018
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Computer callus

A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callus.
by Hollydollie August 21, 2009
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