Bruno

a really attractive sicilian guy that can get infinite bitches with little to no effort

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that very sexually attractive guy over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, his name is Bruno.

by #brunogang February 26, 2022

Bruno

We don’t talk about him

We. Don’t. talk. About. Bruno.

by Cheesemuckster December 17, 2021

Bruno

Not as funny as Borat.

Person A: "Is Bruno worth watching on DVD?"
Person B: "No. It's shit."
Person A: "Okay, I won't bother then."

by Captain Birds Eye's Son December 17, 2009

Bruno

Gay and Black

Bruno walks into the store and gets shot.

by GGXGANG May 23, 2018

Bruno

We don't talk about Bruno

Person 1- Have you heard of Bruno
Person 2- We Don't Talk About Bruno 👏

by anonymous December 17, 2021

Bruno

A person who is a bitch.

He is such a bruno

by zwesky71 January 19, 2014

Bruno

When you go out with a friend and in order for your friend to get the hot girl you have to take the ugly one.
From the Bruno Mars song ''I'd catch a grenade for ya''
People by the name Sam usually do this.

Dude last night I did the biggest Bruno for you. That bitch was fat and ugly. She looked like a dropped meat pie.

by MERT July 4, 2012