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Bruce Lee 

Someone Chuck Norris checks for under his bed every night before he sleeps.
Bruce Lee by GYLBZF February 21, 2010

bruce lee 

Bruce Lee is what everyone in the world should strive too be. Bruce Lee is God.
Bruce Lee be thy name.
bruce lee by Joey James December 30, 2003

Bruce Lee 

Instead of the white guy who has the hot Asian girlfriend it's the vice versa with an Asian guy who has a hot white girlfriend.
"Dude is that your girlfriend over there?"
"Nah dude not the Asian one, the white one over there."
"Dude...that's your girlfriend?!?!"
"Ya I know, I Bruce Lee'd that shit!"
Bruce Lee by man.up November 27, 2011

Bruce Lee 

In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:

"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."

...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"

Response: "Get a life, nerd."

Bruce Lee 

"Bruce Lee could kick you ass in one punch"

Bruce Lee 

Watch Way of the dragon. Bruce Lee FTW
Bruce Lee by pitheavenger July 11, 2009