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brometer

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"
by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011
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Brometheus

A titan of a bro who, after bringing fire down from Mt. Brolympus so that bros could light their blunts, was punished by being chained to the rocks and having his liver destroyed not by an eagle, but by absurd amounts of Patron.

Also the brother of Fratlas, and a fellow titan with Bronos.
Freed by Hercules, so that he could continue Bro-ing out.
Truly a God among Bros.
Bro 1: Anyone got a lighter?
Bro 2: Ya bro, toke it up.
Bro 1: You are truly Brometheus, bro!
by Lagbro November 3, 2011
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brotato

Similar to broseph or brosnake, but with a twist. Also means bro / brother.
by sawhat June 11, 2006
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Sam Brott

An ice cream sandwich consisting of a very large amount of ice cream sandwiched between two freshly ironed belgian waffles. Typically found on the grounds of the University of Virginia.
Wow, I just ate a Sam Brott at the UVA dining hall and it was so tasty!
by icecreamlover4 August 29, 2011
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Brotein Shake

"I am such a dairy queen, I just can't get enough of that brotein shake!"
by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016
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Brotend

Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
by JohnParmakian July 22, 2010
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Brotesticular

The word used to define when a bro has certain testicular urges (either medical or sexual) that can only be satisfied by one of his closest bros.
"Mark felt a lump yesterday, I had to dedicate some brotesticular time"
by skrillex_of_scrabble June 12, 2014
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