brad pitt sex

an act that clearly makes you gay, or means you are someone who siezes opportunities

that dude totally had brad pitt sex. He's a fag or someone who seizes opportunities

by Mike3343545 May 8, 2006

Brad Pitt ego

A guy that thinks he looks like Brad Pitt instead of like nobody in particular.

The whining dork thought that guy had a Brad Pitt ego that's why she was really talking shit. She was the kind of person who would try to bite before you even got to do the obnoxious thing though, she was beyond vicious, someone you couldn't even stand being around.

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

Brad Pitt Syndrome

Lack of sensitivity.

A personality disorder where guys are unable to understand why something is hurtful.

(because Jennifer Aniston said that Brad is missing a sensitivity chip)

"My boyfriend doesn't even understand why this has upset me, he must have a case of Brad Pitt Syndrome"

by jewpie July 30, 2008

The Brad Pitt Theory

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.

"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."

by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004

Blog Brad Pitt

Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.

(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.

by the2ndflood August 24, 2008

a brad pitt

A shit

"I'm going for a Brad Pitt"

by Reeco14 April 19, 2018

From Brad Pitt to Brad Shit

When someone goes from «Brad Pitt to Brad Shit». Falling dramaticly down the social hierchy. Losing your job, wife, or getting in trouble when your on your all time high either socially or in an economic sense.

Dude did you hear that Kevin Hart won’t host the Oscars after all? “Yeah, he just went from Brad Pitt to Brad Shit. Poor guy.”

by Alexthedictionary February 4, 2019