Bowmanizing

The act of constricting someone physically or mentally in which they become a member of the Bowman family descent from Cheshire Connecticut

To become a Bowman in ways other than marraige or birth.

Stop wrapping me in this Cheshire blanket. What are you, a Bowmanizer?

Me: I bought a fixer upper house on the corner and hired a bunch of immigrants to redo it for next to nothing
Jimmy: now that's bowmanizing!

by Sallybowman February 3, 2009

Chody Bowman

A pedo. Nothing more, nothing less.

Chody Bowman: "I have had intercourse with many children."
Priest: "Same."

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children March 31, 2019

Bowman

A technique for arguing consisting of three sub-techniques. 1. Turn the focus away from yourself, preferably onto the arguer.
2. Change subjects.
3. Use a number of clever and usually pointless anecdotes to force the arguer to just give up.

All the meanwhile, never addressing the actual reason for arguing in the first place.

Dude, i tried to talk to him yesterday about failing his test, and he totally pulled a bowman! First he told me i should be more worried about my own test next week, then he asked me how my mother was dealing with her breast cancer, and then he spent 40 minutes quoting movies and we ended up arguing about star wars until i just gave up.

by Balbaroy3785 July 28, 2011

bowman

a name for a giant cock on a white man in the city of monroe! often wrapped up by a magnum, this anaconda has slain many vaginal crevices!

While we were watching tyler bang jenny on his nextel video clip; we could see his rather large bowman thrusting in and out of her wierd looking meat wallet!

by Sebastian Bach August 30, 2006

Bowman

To be first at picking up the tab.

I got bowmaned last night because my buddy gave the hostess his credit card before I arrived. The opposite of being bornsteined or stuck with the bill.

by Clewless2 May 11, 2012

Bowmanville

A small town with absolutly nothing to do except for egging people, smoking weed and going to Mcdonalds. Everyone in this town is either a pothead, slut or pregnant.

Wanna go get high and go to Mcdonalds?
Obviously, what else is there to do in Bowmanville

by stupidmitt June 15, 2010

Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay

The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.

Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.

Person 2: That saddens me greatly.

by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018