Grongle Bonger

People who enjoy eating fireworks

Hey Barrette, your 're such a Grongle Bonger

by Blue Grongle February 1, 2024

bonger

noun,
used as a alternative to "banger" in the event a REALLY good song better than a normal banger comes on.

*music comes on*
Dave: oh this is a banger m8!
Jake: No it isn't, it's a BONGER.

by KSqoosh June 15, 2018

Bonger

When your dick is so hard it bounces back when you hit it.

Fortnite ass gives me an epic bonger. 💪🏿😎👌🏿

by Denise is epic gamer January 29, 2019

Blazing Bonger

someone who is above a human, with a capibility to think like none other, act like none other.

Are you a "Blazing Bonger"?

Of course, being normal is so lame.

Exactly.

by ShayeSaintJohn May 12, 2022

bonger

a gay person who’s balls were sucked off by their brother

-Did you hear what he did with his brother?
-Yeah, that guy is officially a bonger

by Bloomin April 13, 2021

Bonger

British slang for "TV Remote"

"Pass me the Bonger"

by smaahtypants December 25, 2025

Bonger

A song, otherwise unremarkable, which when high fucks hard

Portmanteau of banger and bong

That song is a banger

No dude it’s a Bonger

by Scrump bramblin February 28, 2024