Buttering

When on the dancefloor in your local discotheque, grab two people of the opposite sex and then have them rub up against you. One in front, one behind. Voila - you have been buttered.

Butter me up baby!

by Lurpak April 29, 2003

blumbering

to mumble bullshit, to blumber.

Stop blumbering!

by dgfdbf October 20, 2010

buttering the duck

An old school saying, stating workin hard.

I need you to do something. It'll be a minuite I'm buttering the duck.

by JJ Jason February 9, 2008

Bostering

Verb. When a person is both bothering you and bossing you around they are said to be bostering.

The word is derived from the contraction of these two characteristics. Originally used as a mode by which attractive, cute women could steal an extra half hour in bed.

M: You need to get out of bed right now!
L: Stop bostering me... *roll over* *snore*

by MCBW June 3, 2012

Maple Buttering

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts after smothering them with pure maple syrup. Them proceeding to use your face like a knife and motor boating them.

Steve loves to add a little flare to his motor boating so he is an avid fan of Maple Buttering his girlfriend.

by canuck1991 August 29, 2016

ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering

Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.

by SteBathboy December 8, 2019

Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

by prosci8 September 7, 2009