Blotchetarian

The word to describe where the sun is out but there are many, quite badly defined, clouds in the sky. Normally occurs on summer mornings following uplift of mist or humid conditions during breakdown of summer weather into thundery weather.

'There are too many clouds to sunbathe in these blotchetarian weather conditions.'

by mids99 June 8, 2010

Blotching

Blotching is when you do a line of blow, then take a sip of Scotch and feel the relaxing yet intense wastedness, that makes you feel in control and at the same time reckless.

It had been a normal Thursday night, beginning innocently enough with some blotching at his apartment, followed by a visit to a few bars and then a dirty street dog to close down the night.

by LiamFX November 7, 2018

Botchy crease

Your buttcrack

This room smells. Your botchy crease is rotton on sunny day

by canik February 8, 2019

South Blotch

The extremely unattractive skin condition that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to stay away from the beach because with all that South Blotch, you are starting to look a spotted hyena.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

yatch blotch

The ring of cocaine visible around your nostril.

You're trying to act normal, but I can see from your yatch blotch that you are quite turnt.

by Alvaracorr June 17, 2016

Piss Blotch

The dried urine stains usually found on a toilet seat bathroom wall.

Someone missed so bad there was piss blotch all over the seat. Those bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in ages, there’s probably piss blotch all over the floor.

by Penile Fortuity September 18, 2019