blasticist

Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.

I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.

by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023

Blacktivity

A pejorative term used to stereotype Black people by associating them with specific behaviors or activities typical of their race, particularly those linked to criminality or negative conduct.

"There was some 'Blacktivity' going on at the corner store last night—of course, someone got arrested."

"Did you hear about the fight at the park? Just more 'Blacktivity' if you ask me."

"We went to that block party, but it turned into straight-up 'Blacktivity' when the cops showed up."

by Pickle Flavoured Custard January 13, 2025

blacktimistic

The Black version of the noun ‘Optimistic’ typically containing more hooting and hollering along with theft than the average optimist.

Demarquavious was very blacktimistic about his upcoming basketball game.

by LeBron James’ third son March 8, 2025

Big Bactivities

Something that only a fat person or big back would do

"Jajuan is doing Big Bactivities, he's eating 2 meals at once"

by popajohn April 6, 2024