Behaviour

Behavio(u)r = English Correct
Behavi(or) = American Incorrect

Ron: Hey, I’m going to Urban Behavior; I’ve got to buy some Jeans. I’ll talk to you later.
James: You mean behaviour?
Ron: Huh? Why do you English people have the extra vowel in there? It doesn’t make sense!
James: The extra vowel, in most cases, is silent, but American brains can’t handle the extra task in figuring that out. Plus, that’s the original English way we’ve always spelled behaviour, but thanks to Noah Webster, he decided to get creative, one day, and misspell our words. That’s very unoriginal!
Ron: I thought English came from America?
James: ENG-lish came from ENG-land, way before America was even a country.
Ron: Whatever, bye!

by Charles Wright June 20, 2012

alfie behaviour

acting like a man/woman on a mission to seek out a person(s) who is DTF. a person behaving this way will not limit themselves to just one person per instance and therefore is somewhat of a whore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.

i can't talk right now i'm on some alfie behaviour i'll call you back later. too many fish in the sea.

by ertleb October 22, 2010

Tsk Tsk Behaviour

When your boyfriend says some dumb shit

Wow babe I don't approve of this tsk tsk behaviour

by NewWords.org January 14, 2020

Normal Human Behaviour

The irrational fear of confetti. Those with decency and rationale fear confetti. When ever confetti is seen the thoughts “this will never be fully cleaned” and “the person who will have to clean this will have a hellacious day”. People with a conscience do not use confetti not only as it makes them uncomfortable but because they care about others. People who say they like confetti are foolish, dumb, stupid, idiotic, contumelious, pretentious, ostentatious among other things but should not be hated due to the high possibility they have an underlying mental illness. Confetti is sin. Confetti is hell. It is not worth your salvation.

Wow. He uses confetti, quite disgruntling.
She likes confetti?? Disgusting

I heard he is a Normal Human Being and exhibits Normal Human Behaviour . What an example of how to behave.

by JustinTheWanker December 28, 2021

Behavioral Trinity

The 3 main pillars of the Human Behavior Model. They consist of a humans Internal Representation, External Physiological Representation, and Linguistic Representation and Interpretation.

Notice this clients Behavioral Trinity, their body language, words and focus tell me that they are incongruent and need to be supported.

by justdug February 5, 2012

behavioralist

When an individual continuously cannot decide how they want to act or behave at all times, or at certain times and events, being unsure, or lost on how to actually act.

"Did you hear that Danyy's girlfriend broke up with him and doesn't know why?" says Jane. "Yeah, she's such a behavioralist," says Mark.

by FLSTUDIO2021 December 25, 2022

Sinister Behaviour

When someone has terrible behaviour and is acting like a complete menace.

If you keep up this sinister behaviour, you won’t get the privilege of playing Roblox

by MasterOfTaints May 10, 2023