beef curtains

a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter

hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains

by grimsoldier December 2, 2004

Roast Beef Curtains

Extra long and dark labias resembling curtains made of roast beef.

Her roast beef curtains covered her sweet massive yeast cabinet.

by Jose85 October 30, 2006

Hanging beef Curtains

Big Fat Floppy pussy lips that hang down when you are licking a birds pussy.

I met a bird the other night and she was really dirty. I couldnt wait to get a taste of her frazzle bag but when I got her knickers off she had hanging beef curtains, her pussy lips were huge and hung down to her knees!!!

by Bigted1970 January 6, 2012

beef curtains

a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet

That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance

by Josh Charlton January 31, 2007

beef curtains

Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.

At the beach there was no hiding Mary's beef curtains, as they hung out the sides

by Jumpingrat December 9, 2008

beef curtains

1)Pussy lips

See Also : Dick Huggers, Meat Curtains, Dick Blockers

"Ima kick you in the beef curtains"
she said,"Your dick tore my beef curtains"

by The siminifrius tubloidial buttnoids March 9, 2003

saucy beef curtains

the pussy of an aroused woman

Saucy beef curtains, mmmmmmmm mm ready for anything.

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006