beefcake 

exteremely gorgeous body

damn i want a slice of that beefcake!

beefcake by Natalie February 2, 2005

beef cakes 

a way to describe fat ladies ass cheeks

damn jena has some huge beef cakes

beef cakes by shames wachnally October 13, 2008

Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)

Someone who asks a tomb stone for directions, otherwise known as Oachocacklomous. from the derieved word Oach2 meaning total retard. and lomous meaning idiot from latin 3 another example would be someone who pulls an automatic door and sits and crys on the floor as he watches the people inside.

Mick: I can't read the words on that sign!

Steve: its a giraffe!

Mick: Oh...Im such a Hairy BeefCake!
Steve: Yes! Did you know its otherwise known as Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)

Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous) by applw October 16, 2009

Beefcake 

The male equivalent of Cheesecake in the pinup sense. Pictures of mildly clothed attractive men, frequently more buff and muscular rather than bishonen or prettyboy looks. Walking shirtless scenes can also fall into this category. Frequently fashion photo-shoots subjected to making porn out of coconuts, can be made into this. Firefighter calenders are a more culturally acceptable form.

My porn stash has a lot of beefcake in it.

You can keep your cheesecake, I want beefcake

Beefcake by IsaacSapphire July 14, 2011

beefcake 

A bunch of emo faggots that call themselves "scene" they're often seen at the macy's girls section buying jeans that are "HxC" and sizes too small and also can be seen at emo shows pretending to dance and hanging around meth addict girls

Did you hear about those faggots called beefcake?

beefcake by Kevin408 May 5, 2008

Beefcake 

A pretentious clan of idiotic teens and immature young adults who listen to the talentless music that is called hardcore.
They are arrogant and most are not friendly to others out side the "scene." Liked by few and feared by even less, the seem to think the are the shit.

FUCK YOU BEEFCAKE KREW
GROW THE FUCK UP!

"Dude I'm so br00t4l! Beefcake!"

Beefcake by Cast March 5, 2008

Beefcake 

the art of clobbering your partner with your wang, continously smacking her across the face and dominating her with your dick. by the end of this she should have mushrooms all over her face.

"Geez alex why did you have to beefcake me? my face stings so much." EE

Beefcake by Heavy FLow January 29, 2008