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badonkadont

Similar in many respects to the badonkadonk, except that you really dont wanna be tappin that shit. That ass has got some serious stank and would eat your dick alive! Now dont get me wrong, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a guy who like a nice big juciy ass on his hoes. But a badonkadont is of ball crushing proportions, and is also commonly attached to chicks who have enough jiggly folds in their skin that you could probably fuck. To put it simply badonkadont = baaaaaaaaad shit dayum!
"Hey what do you think of her?"
"Dude are you serious? Did you forget to put ur contacts in this morning? She is so big I think she could eat you, like just open up and swallow you whole, not that she open up and swallow anyways if you asked her probably. And thats definately a badonkadont if i ever saw one. There are seriously some semi's with less junk in their trunk!"
"Damn man what was I thinking?"
"You were probably just craving an entire butterball turkey all at once."
by grapejuice March 2, 2007
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honkeytonk badonkadonk

an ass that is amazing in country singing terms, it means your bootylicious in Beyonce terms
"Look at that girls ass. Its sooo amazing. Shes got that Honkeytonk Badonkadonk!"

"Dude a honkeytonk badonkawhat?!"

"It means shes got a sweet ass!"
by Kentucky Chick August 30, 2008
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Badonkadonk

Person1: Yo dat girl's got a badonkadonk if i ever seen one
Person2: you tryna double team dat cuhz
by Stevie magoose October 29, 2018
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bedonkedonk

Ghetto slang word for a woman's ass when it is unbelievably big while she has a slim fit body.
Dayum look at that bedonkedonk. I could climb in and get lost for weeks in that ass.
by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016
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Badonkadonk

An ass of Goddess quality. Absolute ambrosia level ass, off the international 'Bootyscale'. Hell yeah!

CANNOT be a skinny assed ass under any circumstances.
"Hey gangster Bernie! Checkout that Badonkadonk ass over there right next to the baxketball court!"
by Cret January 23, 2004
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Bdonktadonk

In short, a Bdonktadonk is the extremely attractive ass of a hot girl. Bdonktadonks are usually seen in clubs, in bars, at the beach, at the gym, strip clubs, sporting events, or sometimes in the office(if you're lucky). They are usually covered by short skirts, tight pants, spandex, bikini bottoms, panties, thongs, or sometimes nothing at all. They always look like a nice, round, plump, juicy, ripe ass that makes a man stare at it and think to himself, "Damn! That girl's got a fine ass!"
Other terms used for a bdonktadonk include: junk in the trunk, booty, ass, what you put your mug on, saddle up and ride, or baby got back.
J-Lo's ass is the ideal picture of a bdonktadonk.
by Irish Charlie April 6, 2005
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Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Refers to the ass of a country girl. Know this booty by the "britches" or shorts that they wear that are usually too small and accentuate the booty of a white girl that would otherwise have no ass. This ass goes "Left right left" while in motion.
"Yo Billy Joe I was at the pool hall last night and a nice lookin' philly came in with a phat honky tonk badonkadonk!"
by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey October 4, 2006
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