Baysided

(Verb): The act of getting Baysided; anally abused in a non-convenient manner, typically unexpected.

Guy: "Happy Birthday baby."
Girl: "Awww. You shouldn't have."
Guy: "Now close your eyes."
Girl: "UHHHH".
Guy: "You just got baysided.

by SCATElite September 22, 2013

bagside

(noun) The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.

I would hold your hand, baby, but I don't want to get on your bagside.

by smellyrock October 18, 2008

barside manner

manner or conduct of a bartender, when waiting on customers.

That bartender hasn't acknowledged me since I've sat down. What bad barside manner!

by JenDanielle November 13, 2011