Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr.

Hes black

Oh daddy Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr.

by stickstankstunck February 24, 2021

dequanmetrious quandale demarcus jerryactavius dequavion bartholomew tyranno john the 3rd

A very nice man who got peed on

Man, I wish I did not pee on dequanmetrious quandale demarcus jerryactavius dequavion bartholomew tyranno john the 3rd

by IlDisTorTlI April 28, 2022

Barstool Sports

Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.

"Dear El Pres,

How can i be just like you?

-Dan Shaughnessy"

-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"

-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"

by Nicky Killa Bee B March 25, 2010

Bartholdson

A person whom is master of their domain.

Bartholdson is totally in control of his domain.

by 123u13uy2198379187389127 January 30, 2008

Bartholomeu Ass

A fucking legend himself, best name for a clan on apex, and the members probably get laid atleast 3 times a week. Also the single greatest name to ever be invented

Bartholomeu Ass rammed us in apex legends

by CleetustheFeetus March 14, 2019

bartholemew

his name is really mitch but we call him bartholemew

fuck you bartholemew

by tobeslover121 August 4, 2021

bartholoquism

Definition: A religious-like term stemming from Barth, a unique fella whom is known by many to be quite the mongoloid breeding, lot lizard orgy loving, McDonalds Value Menu Daily consuming clown. A characteristic trait behaviour demonstrated by those who fail miserably in their integrity of keeping their micro peen within the confines of their own pants. Further to this, seldom does anyone suffering from such a malfunctioning moral compass, can be trusted in any capacity.

Symptoms of BARTHOLOQUISM: Common symptoms of this include:
• Hiding bi-polar disease (sketch moods) and/or diabetes (red blotchy rashes around neck when consuming alcohol)
• Theft from all (most commonly stealing money from mother’s purse)
• Purposely shitting themselves for the thrill of believing this as a flirtatious action

• Probably Bi-sexual

• Most likely has children whom are being raised by other men who are involved with hideous females during coked out binges
• Believes themselves to be a world class DJ from Virden, Manitoba

“Bro, are you practicing BARTHOLOQUISM? Cuz like, why the fuck is my credit card charged for Cheap Tranny Escorts Incorporated? Also, is that burnt rotting fish smell coming from you?”

“Yo, you got some rashes on your neck, like why is this happening every time we drink? You are showing extreme signs of BARTHOLOQUISM”

by Barthology August 13, 2023