benerism

Bloody hell. Benerisms. I have a lot of experience in that area. I seem to be one of the lucky lucky few that have been benerised. Ever had the experience of writing a three letter word, then being chased around a room about 200 times by a big hairy red thing (a haggis?) wielding a roll of blue paper. That paper hurts. A lot. Well, if you have you have been audience to a benerism!

me: I dont like the colour orange
ben: GRARGHARGABAHRAD!!!!
*chase ensues in which I sustain many flesh wounds*
me: ok ben calm yourself,..
ben: MOOOHASA!!!!

by Zero July 30, 2004

Bantersaurus Rex

Somebody, usually male, who has excellent/entertaining/hilarious anecdotes and conversation.

You should meet my mate Dave, he's a proper Bantersaurus Rex!

by Joeyt555 June 1, 2015

Baterium

(v) Enterance to or atrium of a building occupied by a vampire(s), in which they change from bat form to human form. See also: Haven, Batcave, chantrey, elysium

Morpheous Darkland swooped into the baterium and quickly changed back into his "normal" form before the other tenants realized there was a vampire living in their building.

by NotEvilPete December 18, 2006

benerism

Taken from a teenage redhead with anger management problems named Ben. A benerism is to lose your temper with someone for something very small, usually in a violent way that involves hitting or kicking a person or takng your rage out on an inanimate object. Whilst taking a benerism the person usually mutters incoherently.

"We wrote your name on a piece of paper and stuck it on the wall. Look!"
At this point the person would first punch the offending person, then rip the piece of paper off the wall, all the while muttering under his breath.

by cerridwen July 28, 2004

bonnerism

For one man, to love another, in a mainly way. A.K.A. NoHomo.

"Hey dude, I love you" "Bonnerism?" "Completely"

by ralph b October 30, 2007

Banterliscious

something that is socially, morally or physically unacceptable in public, but is still said to make dry remarks about people with terminal conditions.

e.g. "You have terminal cancer.."

- "aahhhh thats banterliscious!"

by Banterman12345 December 20, 2012

banteristic

petty lil banter, shit lines, used as a comeback or a sideline, or its just not up to standards.

"your face looks like a fookin muffin"
"hah thats banteristic, you literally have nothing more to say huh? do your worst."

by KingMunchies November 21, 2016