Blisties

Small blisters (small raised bubbles on the skin filled with fluid) found on the inside base of fingers (though sometimes on the inside top knuckle of pointer of middle finger, tip of pinky finger, or inside knuckle of thumb) usually caused by extensive rowing, especially when a crew rower attempts sculling or a coxswain attempts rowing in general.

crew friend: *screams*
me: dude what's wrong?
friend: i got me some blisties from sculling practice
me: w e a k

stroke seat: my coxswain from last year is crying!! what do i do?
bow seat: oh, she grew four inches so she has to row this year and she got a bunch of blisties

by crewmur October 16, 2018

Ballistic Caryssile

A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.

The ballistic caryssile hit me with such a force I fell over.

by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020

Ballistic shit

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof

I took a ballistic shit

by Misterymissile September 3, 2020

Ballistic

1. Of or relating to the trajectory of projectiles, their motion and/or effects. Used in circuses by clowns to properly gauge and define accurate custard pie throwing. Although rarely heard, ballistics are all around us. When we throw a broken bottle into the face of a policeman, we unconsciously use our acquired knowledge of ballistics to work out exactly how hard and high the throw must be to really mess up the bitch.

2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.

2. "Aw, I knew I shouldn't have thrown that bottle. Dad's gonna go ballistic when he finds out how much the bail is."

by Coaldrone January 24, 2004

anal ballistic

To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics

"John was extreamly angry, on the verge of going anal ballistic I reckon"

by Megalon3k September 7, 2007

Ballsiest

Adjective - Used to describe an a fearless act.

Q: Did that cat just bitch slapped two gators?

A: Yep, that the ballsiest thing I have ever seen.

Credited to a midget internet troll named Ray William James. I kid because I care!

by JoeYGunZ November 26, 2010

Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.

Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.

by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007