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Tie-bagged

To have a necktie, usually worn by a co-worker, draped over another's face in a humiliating fashion.
I heard the boss tie-bagged Gertrude.
Yea... first day on the job... she never saw it coming (shakes head sadly).
by doc cq May 26, 2009
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Garbage Bagged

To be in a state of such drunkenness, that it would be necessary to cover all valuable items in garbage bags in order to protect them from vomit.
He was so garbage bagged he vomited all over my house
by garbage bags June 30, 2011
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The based family

A group of highly swagged out individuals that usually smoke blunts together and go on adventures together. They're special talents include of giving buck fifties to trifilin' ass hoes, winning mad guap at ceelo and firing shots at certain SLIMES. This family is higly allergic to slimes so if you have any type of slime flu or sickness please stay away from them!
Tiara: "Hey look it's the based family can i be apart of it!"
The based family: "No we don't affiliate with slime's and smuts sorry"
by Agnes Brady December 16, 2011
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Based

Is when you dont care what people think
its a way of life
Doing what you want
how u want
wearing what u want
the LV book bag looks gay on you
idc im based
by Young Silence May 6, 2009
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Black-Bagged

Government paid thugs throw a black bag over your head and kidnapp you whilst beating the piss out of you and making you disappear for ever. (as in V for Vendetta)
Tommy said some bad stuff about President Obama and he was Black-Bagged.
by Victor Beatty May 1, 2009
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Based Retard Gang

Based Retard Gang, also known as BRG (stylized as 𝔅ℜ𝔊) is an internet sensation popularized by a certain style of video and audio clips on social medias such as TikTok and Instagram. Many members of this group have claimed that “BRG saved my life.” Based Retard Gang believes that they have a higher understanding of life and the world around them. BRG promotes self love and love for everyone around them. Many musical artist have realesed music made to fit the BRG feel such as BRG LuvBug, Lil Clearpill, BLUEBUNNY, and twinflamegirl. BRG is confirmed to be allied with Shadow Wizard Money Gang.
Based Retard Gang is my life
“BRG saved me”
by mjag August 5, 2023
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John Basedow

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
by tito puente August 30, 2006
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