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babalon

The police, po-pos, the 5-0. whatever you call the fuzz.
1st Person: Shit this is a dope party.
2nd: yeah dawg I hope the babalon don't show up.
by Willfrc February 16, 2007
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99 red balloons

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.
Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
by LilSwagga November 9, 2009
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Whore of Babalyon

A term used to describe a very friendly or flirtatious person (Male or Female) who is having sexual intercourse with more people then they could proud of, this person is very well known for providing sexual intercourse to the masses, and if they were alive during bibical times they would be known as "THE WHORE OF BABALYON".
Guy #1 - " I just got back from the movies with Tina. "
Guy #2 - " With Tina? "
Guy #1 - " Yeah why? "
Guy #2 - " Ha ha ha ha! No reason. "
Guy #3 - " She let you hit it didn't she? "
Guy #1 - " Yeah Why? "
Guy #2 - " She lets everybody hit that! "
Guy #3 - " Yeah bro, She is like The Whore of Babalyon. "
Guy #2 - " BURN! "
by Jayfrizzlay May 22, 2008
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Babushka baboons

Hi this is another definition for the word above :) We were going to be called failed abortions but we weren't allowed, so we named them the Babushka baboons they are the most legendary band in the wold if you do not like this band name *normal person* you will not like how we act we are crazy and scream for exact reason if you do then your are a wierd person we love theses type of person SO GO BEYOND also bakugos HAWT!!!!!!
*wierd person no. 1* LOOK THERES THE LEGENDARY BAND BABUSHKA BABOONS DO YOU THINK THEY WILL GIVE AN AUTOGRAPH ??
*normal person*No they are horrible
by IAMABABOOSKABABOON November 3, 2020
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Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.
Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
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big fat balloons

Big fat Balloons is the name for a pretty good private snapchat story, that brings quality content to the table every single day, for it’s equally amazing viewers.
“Ohhh have u seen that snapchat story, it’s name is big fat balloons.”
Oh my god yeh I’ve seen that, it’s pretty lit to be honest, I’ve heard only the most elite people make it on there.”
“Yes that’s very true.”
by Big fat ballooon April 22, 2019
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Balloons

A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.
Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?
by Jorrald K. Meview June 30, 2006
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