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Auto-tune assface

Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.
Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.

Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.
by PatGuitar October 19, 2010
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auto necrotic asphyxiation

This is when death occurs to an individual who is attempting auto erotic asphyxiation. Often the individual, with a rope or chain around his or her neck, loses consciousness and is strangled to death.
Did you hear about Stan? He was found dead in the closet with a rope around his neck and genitals. I guess it was a case of auto necrotic asphyxiation. At least he went out happy!
by grovemeister March 13, 2011
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Auto Erotica Asphyxiation

Depriving the body of oxygen to increase the intensity of an orgasm obtained via autobating. Oxygen deprivation is often achieved by inhaling engine exhaust (diesel, gas or biogas) or that new/old car interior smell; sometimes achieved thru self-constriction with retractable seatbelts, sunroofs, windows, trunks, tailgates and adjustable lift kits (either simultaneously or successively). Procedure can be fatal (see: The Journal of Necktie and Radiator Fan Pleasure).
Sure the sound of my Honda’s bolt-on gives me a hard-on, but it’s the exhaust fumes that take my orgasms to the next level. Can I interest you in a little auto erotica asphyxiation after the prom?

It wasn’t until I found our neighbor’s son unconscious in our new BMW with a Road & Track in one hand, his knickers by his ankles and a smile on his face, that I realized it was his repeated auto erotica asphyxiation which was staining the car’s headliner.
by Nicholas Sarcasmy August 22, 2010
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auto erotic asphyxiation

non fatal strangulation during sexual intercourse in order to heighten sexual orgasm.
sally said "tom tried auto erotic asphyxiation on me last night..that sicko"
by alice in wonderland February 11, 2006
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
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Auto-erotic Netflix and chill

When your Tinder date doesn't show up, and you take matters into your own hands.
When Zack realized that she wasn't showing up, he resigned himself to a bit of auto-erotic Netflix and chill.

Auto-erotic netflix netflix and chill
by MisterGreene May 29, 2017
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