aunt susan

A woman who pretends to be an ally but inevitably betrays other women to a patriarchal system; usually for personal benefit.

Aunt Susan is to feminism what Uncle Tom is to black activism.

by EldritchCostello October 6, 2018

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Aunt sandy

When someone you are smoking with gets the joint/blunt/bowl and talks until it goes out.

smoker1: what was i talking about...
smoker2: semantics...you ganna pass that aunt sandy?
smoker1: yeah hold on "continues story"

by Opi8 November 13, 2011

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Derived from the phrase "Uncle Tom" an Aunt Sarah is a woman who is a traitor to her own gender. The term originates from the actions of 2008 vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin who started an initiative to force rape victims to pay for their own rape kits, wants to repeal the right to choose, and appoints government officials in Alaska who still believe it is their right to rape their wives.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is the biggest Aunt Sarah on television right now.

by Boondockers April 11, 2009

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aunt stinky

Noun: an objective and accurate term used to describe a woman's period; the term is believed to have originated in ancient times when personal hygiene products such as scented douche, lysol and the like were not available

Damn bitch, what's that smell? You got a dead skuunk in your panties or is aunt stinky in town? Scent that shit bitch.

by drpoon4 February 11, 2009

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Your Aunt Sally

The next, next, next level of the your mum, your face jokes. THE ULTIMATE TRUMP. It means a win no matter what...

Person 1: You suck
Person 2: Your face sucks
Person 1: Your mum sucks
Person 2: Your mum's face sucks
Person 1: Your Aunt Sally Sucks
Person 2: I don't have an aunt sally
Person 1: you do now
*progresses into full scale riot*
Riot Police: In the name of Aunt Sally Stop
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Random: WhO tHe HeLl ArE?!?!?!
Me: Your aunt sally

by Sally, Aunt Sally December 15, 2008