the volume in here is astronomical

When this is said, it refers to lots of voices playing in your head at once. You want them to stop talking as they’re annoying you or simply won’t shut up. Sometimes it can be used to express feelings, if you have a massive crush on someone you’d say the phrase.

Guy: I kind of like you
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical

OR

Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical

by cayden is thick June 6, 2020

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

legitimately astronomically

A suspiciously emphatic assertion of high probability

Is it true? The odds are legitimately astronomically in your favor. Would I lie to you?

by d. batman May 29, 2018

Astronomical Neck

when a girl gives you the best head you’ve ever received.

“Yeah bro, she gave me that astronomical neck last night. It was crazy”

by 5sosl October 16, 2021

astronomical unit

an astronomical unit is light years away, it's 12e in math which = a trillion light years

guy 1:umm
guy 2: astronomical unit

by mlg pro 11212005 April 12, 2017

Astronomic Chop

ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.

wind
fire

crazy wheels

mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!

chops wind fire crazy wheels

by Mikey Bruno March 5, 2011

Astronomical

To be amazed

To be dfined as a wonderful spirit

You are an astronomical figure

by Astronimical February 2, 2023