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Astral

An adjective. It means a really bad guy who doesn't give a shit about anyone else other than himself. An Astral usually has a lot of knowledge of pokemon, and usually bullys other people and flexes on ANYTHING he has. He sweats alot on discord, and is a fucking dick that no one likes. Astrals usually doesn't understand why they get banned, kicked, muted, or bullied.
Example 1: omg that guy is such an Astral.
Example 2: UGH, are you really THAT Astral?
Example 3: you're SUCH an astral.
by bigyesyesbigyes February 19, 2020
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Astral-Flicker-Gooning

An primordial Gooning technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“

The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow“ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast}. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.

This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ ࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 9, 2024
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Astral

Astral is a person with the best personality and the cutest face and a very good editer
Person 1:hey you know astral?

Person 2: yeah he’s amazing

Person 1: ikr he’s perfect
by Alchemist<3 April 25, 2021
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Astral

Of such incredible significance, size, weight, above all else
It was once in a lifetime, it was astral, man!
by Lzne August 3, 2024
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Astral

A group of very cool "han type beat" kits on their underground racing stance cars.
"Look is that an Astral vehicle" Yes it is and that's Han and lana !
by Astral Girl March 26, 2021
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Astral Demon

A male or female who can not control themselves after midnight
I heard jacob was a astral demon.
Yea, i had no idea Rachel was an astral demon
by UnknownUser!54 June 4, 2020
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Astral

The protagonist of the real world
Can do anything except socializing
Daddy astral
by Anonymous133337 October 20, 2022
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