Assfuck tittymunch

The definition you use for a slutty kind of emo girl that is very mean to you. She usually likes to beat the fuck out of you for no reason at all and she has never been nice at all. She lies to make herself seem cooler but really people just hate her and are fake because they know that she will beat the fuck out of them. Her name is usually not normal like Azure, or Jade.

Hey azure is a Assfuck tittymunch

by ifyouseethishmu@huntyskittle January 2, 2019

fortnite assfuck

when you get anally penetrated by a fortnite character

God damnit! This nigga just fortnite assfucked me again from behind.

by kelohh May 7, 2018

Captain Assfuck

Someone that is a douchebag to you or others and is very disliked by everyone

My french teacher is a Captain Assfuck
That bus driver drove off without me, captain assfuck

by koolaidisgood July 27, 2010

135° assfuck

When a man gets fucked in the ass by a squirrel in a 135° angle repeatedly cumming in the assfucked man

“Man! Did you hear about that guy who got 135° assfucked by a squirrel?”

by Donsolopponym August 18, 2023

reverse fleshlight assfuck

when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.

Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!

Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!

Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!

by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011

Phineas Assfuck

A worthless, stupid, stubborn human being of the Protestant Evangelical or KJV fundamentalist variety. His head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize how blind and moronic he is. Usually an online troll.

I'd love to debate the finer points of theology with you but you're being a little trolling Phineas Assfuck.

There's Phineas again, being the whiny Assfuck that he is.

by I mean, yeah November 2, 2018

sus assfuck

when somebody´s behavior seems way too much "SUS" you can´t help it but to just feel it.

btw: how long does it take for you to accept words/definitions i´ve been waiting for nearly 2 months

tupac : that bitch was "sus assfuck"
post malone: yeah

by xx-big_breast_john998xx June 6, 2022