awkward antlers

The Awkward Antlers are also used in conjunction with the Awkward Turtle when re-telling events. The antlers are used in stages with the progression of awkwardness. To express the beginning of awkwardness, raise each index finger and hold them up to your head (stage 1). When the awkward tension starts to build, the antlers begin to waver/shake (stage 2). Then, when awkwardness reaches its climax, suddenly the antlers become all 4 fingers on each hand, sans the thumb, expressing to your audience that things were INCREDIBLE HORRIBLY AWKWARD (stage 3).
(The last stage is usually accompanied by, but not limited to: bulging eyes, anguished expression, gasping, etc.)

In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.

When Re-telling:
"I saw my Ex, John, come into the Party!"
*Stage 1 Awkward Antlers*
"Then, he called out my name and started toward me," *Stage 2, Aavering Antlers*
"All of the sudden, he just leaped on me and began to cry!"
*Final Stage 3 Distressed Antlers*

by JesChel August 26, 2006

Got my antlers scraped

Had sex. Refers to a male deer scraping the velvet from his antlers in the fall.

Sure glad I ran into Laurie down at the bar - I finally got my antlers scraped.

by Klevabich September 15, 2010

bag of antlers

an emaciated underweight woman, especially a model or actress (derogatory, supposedly her rib bones protruding from her skin would resemble a a pair of in a burlap sack)

As far a celebrities go, she is looking more like a bag of antlers every week.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2011

deer antlers

While Fucking a girl doggy style the man brings his hands up to his ears spread out and sqweels loudly.

While Jack was pounding jane from behind he gave her a deer antlers right as he blew his load.

by Joshua Muller , Joe Laucht, Justin Reeder July 19, 2006

Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers

So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers

by Jmoney$$$$$$$$ May 17, 2019

mouth full of antlers

Term that means really crooked teeth.

The gaps between his teeth were so big that when he smiled it looked like he had a mouth full of antlers.

by Westside T October 30, 2015

dog with antlers

A dog with antlers is commonly referred to as a deer. Specifically a stag or buck.

Kid: “Mom look, there is a dog with antlers outside!”
Mom: “Sweetheart, that’s called a deer.”

by Böshi November 21, 2019