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Andres Siexas

An old pedophile who tries to hang out with teenagers and talks shit to try and fit in with the crowd.

A loser with a big ass forehead.

A type of midget.
I'm going to be an andres siexas today and try to have sex with younger girls.

Damn! He has a big ass forehead! He must be an andres siexas.
by enjoying life.xo December 27, 2013
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Andres

A person who has a lot of charm and can get the freaks in the sheets. A Andres can make a chick have a eye-rolling orgasms with hardly any effort. Dick size is usually 9-12 inches. Andres can last a lot of time in sex and his pull-out game is really fucking good.
Andres gave me some good hard dick and I loved it.
Andres gave me a orgasm with his finger.
Andres makes me wett.
by xelcabrondelosangelesx May 10, 2018
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Andres Iniesta

A Spanish footballer who hails from the municipality of Fuentealbilla. Known for his quite absurd passing skills and adeptness at keeping possession, the opposition usually struggle to obtain the ball from him. Iniesta is a higher truth who will most likely shit on the face of your football team.
'Did you see the Champions League final? Andres Iniesta was fucking biblical.'
by G.Campbell November 14, 2009
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Aniesha

An amazing selfless person devoted to making others lives happier. Aniesha is the type of person that when you first meet her you never want to be separated from her. On top of being an amazing person she has breath taking looks and perfect features, Shes a real gem.
That girl Aniesha sure is amazing, im glad shes in my life.
by killjoy24 May 2, 2014
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antiestablishmentarianist

A person that goes against or is opposed to the social and political order of the day. Someone against the establishment.
After he studied his state representative's beliefs he decided to become an antiestablishmentarianist. My folks aren't happy that I am an antiestablishmentarianist.
by markit November 30, 2013
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andresha

Andresha is a thick bad ass ..she get what she wants and will do anything it takes to get it she is also a sweetheart and plays innocent but she is a FREAK!
by 500_Clipz June 18, 2018
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Andres

He’s a big 5’5 Mexican with glasses the cock the size of the Eiffel Tower, he’s handsome, hot and he can take all your bitches in a heart beat and literally smart, athletic, strong, sexy if you ever meet a Andres keep him forever he’s loyal, and can be very charming and funny and the ass the size of the fucking moon no other way to explain ot
(Me) I’m a Andres
(Them) let me have you
Me(me) gladly
by Smart mexican July 5, 2022
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