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Why are you such an idiot?

A common question asked to 99% of the population because they are idiots.
"Hey, Fitzy why are you such an idiot?"Answer: "Duh..."
by GNUJunkie December 15, 2011
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You bought an iPad, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an iPad. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?"
Peter: I want to see the new Twilight movie!
Carl: You bought an iPad, didn't you?

Kyle: Stan, where's the kitchen?
Stan: Right over there Kyle!
*Kyle gets lost in the basement*
Stan: Kyle! You moron! Are you in the basement!?
Eric: Kyle bought an iPad didn't he?
by fire_machine April 14, 2010
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I love you like an emo loves tight pants

its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together
Tristan >I love you like an emo loves tight pants!<
Marci >Awe! I love you too!<
*kisses*
by MikiiRenee December 9, 2010
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In the old days there was an expression: whatever tickles your fancy - which meant whatever you want to do. Nowadays when people are more sexually overt, whatever tickles your pickle means whatever sexually stimulates you. You can use your own imagination as to the reference intended with each of the words.

This time we're taking it to a more straight-forward method with "whatever vibrates you to an Orgasm"usually heard it in a sarcastic tone
Girl: I got my license guess who will be driving soon?
Guy: Haha, I would never get in the car with you
Girl: Why?! Im a good driver
Guy: Yeah, whatever vibrates you to an orgasm
by Jetlagged Jordanian May 26, 2011
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You have an ahem in your wooting

You have a happiness in your genitalia
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
You have an enjoyment in your penile area LOL At the person
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
you enjoy penises
you have fun with ahems
you like to enjoy some ones private area
by Elliexxxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2006
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treat you as an equal

to treat them normal and with respect
Richard, I will treat you as an equal from now on...
by L Harvey0swaId November 29, 2007
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You are an issue

You are an issue is an insult that was created in the practices of the musical 13. Kendra and Charlotte battled it out with insults and then Charlotte threw out you are an issue and won the arguement.
“ well thats stupid” - kendra
“well you are an issue” -Charlotte
by char.char.13musical July 15, 2019
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