When a charismatic U.S. guy love-bombs and then ghosts or abruptly ends things with a foreign girl. There’s nothing more American than an enthusiastic man calling you incredible on the first date, talking about introducing you to his family and friends on the second, and disappearing without a trace by the third.
Similarly, there’s nothing more American than a watered-down version of what was once a rich Italian espresso, now sold as a café chain favorite. Both shower you with instant comfort, only to leave you bitter and questioning your identity.
Similarly, there’s nothing more American than a watered-down version of what was once a rich Italian espresso, now sold as a café chain favorite. Both shower you with instant comfort, only to leave you bitter and questioning your identity.
“Hey, how’s it going? Still seeing that Brooklyn guy who was all over you?”
“Nah, he is pulling an americano. Haven’t heard from him since he told me I was the best thing that ever happened to him… on our third date.”
“Nah, he is pulling an americano. Haven’t heard from him since he told me I was the best thing that ever happened to him… on our third date.”
by AldethaTeach October 11, 2025
Get the Pulling an americano mug.typically referring to milf, u probably sound hot, like HOT. people would just literally cream listening to your voice
by doodleboi May 8, 2022
Get the sounds like an american mom mug."once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
Get the "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American mug.a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
Get the Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas mug.by Arsurinya August 3, 2023
Get the confused as an american in a salad bar mug.An illegal mexican working in the U.S. dealing with lots of drugs. Used only on the 4th of july and replaces "an american" in songs.
"I'm proud to be anamexican
where at least i know my drugs are available to me
and i wont forget the gangs who died
to give me my weeeeeeeeed"
-to the tune of the july 4th song
where at least i know my drugs are available to me
and i wont forget the gangs who died
to give me my weeeeeeeeed"
-to the tune of the july 4th song
by Milk&cookies_nocapitalizatioie July 8, 2011
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