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amanda

some stupid slut who's usually way too skinny and really ugly. amanda's are dumbass bitches.
amanda and modesto walk outside to blaze, without even offering me to blaze with them.
by awwwicia May 5, 2009
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amanda

noun (n): The greatest person on the face of the earth. Hobbies include being awesome, driving around in white vans, and loving good old tom. She even has her own quotes group on facebook. She has fantastic hair that she calls an afro, and she loves hobos. She also enjoys quoting mufasa from the lion king.
Hey amanda, Nate called for you
by swimmyrandy365 June 16, 2011
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amanda

an amanda is extra short, black/ white/ maybe asian(her eyes) gurl who is a great dancer;) she is extra pretty.
she likes black guys named Q, she absolutely loves chocolate. if anyone touches her chocolate..she will flip SHIT!!! but if she loves you..she will give you some. some times has a short temper. is an amazing friend &you can count on her when evs you need a ride.

she likes making love faces:)<33

SHE IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I WOULD DIE FOR THIS GIRL. she is one &only. so if you can find a special amanda like mine...thn your super luky.
SOME STUPID GUY: Oooo girl! gimmy some of yo chocolate!

AMANDA: no bitch!! its mine! *10mins later* here!
by TBM:) June 28, 2011
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amanda

a spoiled, lazy, self-indulgent, girl who feels entitled to receive help for the rest of her long life.. she thinks that, because her mom didn't raise her, she deserves everything for free. She is uneducated, but tries to convince others that she is intelligent.. she doesn't have the dignity to even get her GED, but brags on FB that her life is great... of course, tomorrow, she may be complaining. She is a fake bitch that needs to grow up!!
I hope that our future doesn't rest with an Amanda.
by ipityu October 14, 2011
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amanda

being in complete obsession with vaginas or not getting enough masterbation out of ones own vagina.
kristen became an amanda when she started to masterbate 8 times a day
by gugliermo April 20, 2007
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amanda

noun. a complete selfish bitch who always talks shit about other people because they are jealous of what other people have.
Amanda: I heard she had sex with him. Shes a fucking slut.

Another person: Shut the fuck up amanda, thats a lie and you know it.
by misunderstood:( May 21, 2011
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amanda

has been known to drink to much tequila- if this occurs she may do some/all of the following: belt out disney tunes, lose touch with reality, may talk about awesome expansion packs, or bleed profusely from the elbow. may also have trouble catching fun sized butterfingers when chucked at her face.
that girl is crazzzzy, what an amanda..
by beanbooya March 30, 2009
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