The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
by apafor2 October 15, 2013
A very cheap convenient way of storing marijuana and or marijuana paraphernalia. I.e. Rolling paper small pipe.
by Drinking bleach April 05, 2017
When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)
I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!
by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021
may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.
by altoidenthusiast May 05, 2021
by Curiously Sour April 18, 2011
may 7th. mark your calendars. you must eat a whole box of altoids. get hype and get ready to celebrate!
by swagmoneyfifi August 04, 2021
The Seibert was awesome, but the cool tingle provided by the Altoid Seibert added a whole new dimension.
by Solo February 16, 2004