Alternative

A choice between two or more things.

An Alternative:
If the pussy is wack go for the crack. See anal.

by Big Pimpin T September 25, 2008

Flag

Get the Alternativemug.

Alternative

An alternate learning program for students at Dedham High school. All Alternative classes are stuck in the E wing, which has no windows, except for mr. Hughes's room. Kids are in Alternative for many different reasons. Either you have missed alot of school and are far behind, your are just horrible at school, you have trouble learning in regular schooling enviorment, so basically if your arnt "perfect" at school. Alternative is nicknamed ALT, and use to be a pretty chill place. Now it sucks because there is a new director that no one seems to care for. Alot of mainstream students want to be in ALT because they think its the easy way out of school, when really its hell on earth

"What do you expect? I'm in Alternative"

by alternative kid March 4, 2009

Flag

Get the Alternativemug.

Alternate

Someone who isn't very good at playing World Of Warcracf & keeps getting his ass kicked.

Oh damn. I just did an 'Alternate'.

by Beav March 25, 2005

Flag

Get the Alternatemug.

Alternative facts

A fancy way to say bullshit.

"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"

by Trumpdump January 22, 2017

Flag

Get the Alternative factsmug.

Alternative Music

A less intense version of rock and a more intense version of pop. Typically strays from the generic lyrics of pop. Lots of sub-categories, but the main two are alternative rock and alternative pop. Pretty much anything that doesn't fall into the distinct categories like rock, pop, jazz, classical, etc.

It also includes a lot of musical techniques found in other genres. Not very limited creatively.

Alternative music is amazing. Some bands are The Strokes, Vampire Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, New Politics, Weezer, The Kooks, Cage the Elephant, The Moth and The Flame, alt-J, Modest Mouse, Paramore, Two Door Cinema Club, The Wombats, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Cold War Kids, Phoenix, Muse, Bastille, and Keane. Just to name a few.

by anne anoymous April 18, 2017

Flag