Alonso

A sub. Alonso is that one guy who can easily become your personal sub because he is such a simp. But he's also really adorable and you are lucky to know him. He resembles a ginger cat because he is sometimes extremely crazy and out of pocket but it's so worth it to see that side of him. He is currently unavailable as he is my sub. So find another sub. Byebye.

Alonso, what did I say about imploding on people?!
You're such a subway sandwich, Alonso.

by kjdsahfdjs September 5, 2022

Fernando Alonso

The best rookie on the grid.

Fernando Alonso is carrying Aston Martin. Couldn’t expect anything less from the best rookie.

by marss_barr May 29, 2024

Alonso

A short form of saying Fernando Alonso. (the best F1 driver of all time)

"oh yeah Alonso is the GOAT of F1, undisputably"

by Cardigaso June 15, 2024

Alonso

Alonso is the most handsome guy ever, but not only on the outside. He is also the most comprehensive and empathetic person you will ever meet. He is the bestest friend you’ll ever have and he won’t doubt to help when you need it. He’s loyal but only a true friend for those who deserve it.

He’s very indecisive but has a taste in music that’s perfect. He is also a hopeless romantic who wants love straight out of a book.

Pt: He’s probably blonde and gay

Sme: Alonso is the best! He told me: “dywmtcoasydtycimm”

by ATWTMVTVFTVRALPS December 10, 2024

Alonso High School

AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.

L Alonso High School

by Coach Key October 5, 2022