Altona Middle School

Altona Middle School is the best place with the smartest people (Except Mrs.Brady) and westview can suck it

Wow, I wish I went to Altona Middle School. It's the best school out there.

by Urbandictionary.commmmm February 26, 2019

Almond dick

A game involving almonds being bounced off of a boner, into a cup or a open female mouth.

hey tom lets play some almond dick this friday

by wakawakacarlos September 8, 2010

almond mom

basically yolanda hadid telling her daughter gigi to eat half an almond after gigi said she was about to faint

„you know how my mom projects her body insecurities onto me?“

„yeah, she thinks we're still in the 90s. such an almond mom“

by materialgwoorl April 1, 2023

almond roca

Heaven in candy form. chocolate, toffee, almonds and walnuts.
The thing you use to make people fall in love with you.

Friend: you want some almond roca?
Friend 2: is it good?
Friend 3: dont ask just eat it. Stick it in your mouth, chew, swallow and then express you joy!

by iBadass December 22, 2008

Alonaphobia

Scared to be alone.

Heather has alonaphobia every night when she goes to bed.

by A9ergrl May 10, 2011

Alona

(1) A common name both in Slavic regions (Ukraine, Russia and others) and in Israel. Its popularity in Israel probably stems from Israel's high population of Russian/ Ukrainian immigrants.

-- Originally a Greek name (derived from the name Ἑλένη – Helénē).

Can also be loosely translated from a Hebrew word 'Alon' referring to the oak tree.
Translation: Oak(a)

(2) A name of a mountain in Greece.

Man: "Yo, beautiful what's your name?"
Alona: "It's Alona."
Man: "That's what I do when I go to the bank!"
Alona: *face palm*

Man2: "Alona, I named a mountain in Greece for you!"
Alona: "You're still not getting laid."

by RJester July 5, 2010

Almond Joy

The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.

Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.

by Duane Ball May 17, 2004