he loves tractors more than his girlfriend lolz. he will chuck rocks at you and is bad at pretending it was not him. he is pretty good at maths and is very amazing at painting his muse, tractors. GINGER THO,very sad frfr.
alex: unfortunately i cannot take my tractor as a date to prom but i can get there in it and that's close enough for me.
by heeheehaahaalolz September 05, 2023
:Question:Whos that guy over there who's so damn sexy biting that girls neck?
:answer:Oh thats just alex.
:answer:Oh thats just alex.
by sexymama201 June 18, 2008
a fat bitch ass nigga pulls no bitches jealous as fuck never stops eating dick
jealous for a girl that will never like him
jealous for a girl that will never like him
by alexander small peepee December 18, 2019
any amazing girl who is really nice and kind has good personality and boobs and is HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AF
by sportsmodel October 16, 2018
Alex is normally a gay furry, you can see him at Applebee's drunk on chocolate milk to deal with his daddy issues, he also has the weirdest looking glasses
by bubblerapboi775 February 19, 2022
alex has the longest penis ever because he is black and he will sex up your sister.
Alex also loves money no cap.
Alex also loves money no cap.
by pornstarkay June 06, 2019
bad ass that can kill anyone with one stare has large eggplant and gets all the puss. a funny amazing guy and he will probably the sexiest physco path
by az11 January 03, 2019