African School Bus 

A giraffe that has three or more black kids riding on the back of the giraffe to school.

Dude why are those kids on the back of that giraffe.
Its an African School Bus.

African School Bus by Salavation273 May 27, 2011

African Salad 

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.

Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.

Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.

You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.

I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.

African Salad by SydneySinner69 January 2, 2021

South african snake trap 

a form of torture where you are buried and only your weiner hangs out to attract predators to munch, eat, ravage, enjoy, engulf, gobble, destroy, demolish, slurp, smash, peel,or claw your genatalia.

--jim pissed me off so much after 5th period i put him in a south african snake trap in the soundbox at school.

South african snake trap by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

African Sunglasses 

Like a tea bag, but pull your nuts over someone's eyes.
It's funnier if it's a black guy

My boyfriend gave me African sunglasses lastnight.

African Sunglasses by Umm Bop July 24, 2006

African smile mask 

a type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos

Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.

Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!

African smile mask by Lynch Y February 18, 2010

African smile mask 

A type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos.

Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.

Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!

African smile mask by Lynch Z February 19, 2010

South African Sub 

It is when a Black man takes a shit and a white man cums on it. The white mam makes lines on the sub so it looks like a sub. You may add lettuce and tomatoes and such but after you do all of that you put it in the freezer and when its frozen you take it out you let it get less cold and then you eat it. Most people do it while on a picnic

That south African Sub me and John made yesterday was delicious!

South African Sub by russianmonk November 21, 2013