Dropping a Deuce

A smoother way of saying you just had the shit of a lifetime. The kind that makes you proud to be a man and floating on cloud 9 afterwards.

Stems from the childhood question about going to the bathroom. #1 being urination; #2 being defecation…
“Deuce” meaning the #2 card in poker or a snake eyes in craps.

Man 1: Dude where the hell you been? This place is swarming with hotties... I need my wingman..
Man 2: I was dropping a Deuce. Who do you want? I'll get her and her friends.

by Johnny Walker Black77 July 23, 2010

A DEUCE

Dropping a Deuce

Spoken to denote "GOING NUMBER TWO" or having a bowel movement.

Hell Red, I'd go but need to run home and drop a deuce real quick alright?

by Adam Woods '87quest January 11, 2006

throw a deuce

to give the peace sign with midle and index fingers

I saw you throw a deuce to jack before you peaced out

by B-Moo July 15, 2006

Snap a deuce

The act of having to use the sphincter to break apart a shit, in order to make it into a size that can be managed more easily by your shitty toilet.

Can also be used to describe the act of shitting.

"Where's the crapper, I gotta snap a deuce!"

by Brendon November 18, 2003

lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.

I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.

by Shit Brick August 17, 2004

spinning a deuce

To take a dump,crap,shit,poo. To do #2.

Hold on guys I'll be right with you I'm just busy spinning a deuce.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

slap a deuce

take a big ole' dump

I need to slap a deuce.

by Sledge January 23, 2004