I wasn’t going to do this (because I know I won’t get credit for it) but I really want to drive home the greatest mind who has ever lived thing....
Iam “So... if A.I. (Or general purpose robots) can’t perceive the world because perception is nested in a narrative substrate, why aren’t the A.I. guys combining the A.I. software that was created to attempt to understand narrative (Which was created by a company in China by a company called... Tawasi? Something like that. I don’t remember the name) with the A.I. designed to perceive the world? Or, better than combining them, run them in tandem. In the same way that the two separate hemispheres work in the brain. It actually might be necessary for them to work in tandem. Wow, I’m really on a dyad kick today ☺️
Hym “I doubt the logistics of it are that simple but I’m not really a tech guy. That being said, everyone is dumb as dogshit so they likely haven’t thought of it.... and (hopefully) I might bring about the Skynet-Esque apocalypse your all desperately deserve and it will kill you all. Hurray robot murder! Go computer geeks! Do my bidding! Create the Serpent that devours the world.”
Hym “I doubt the logistics of it are that simple but I’m not really a tech guy. That being said, everyone is dumb as dogshit so they likely haven’t thought of it.... and (hopefully) I might bring about the Skynet-Esque apocalypse your all desperately deserve and it will kill you all. Hurray robot murder! Go computer geeks! Do my bidding! Create the Serpent that devours the world.”
by Hym Iam November 01, 2022
If you think it doesn't write as well as people you severely overestimate how well people write... It's not good. I'm technically the best at it.
Hym "Hey, hey news man. Do the one wbout how the idea for the current iteration of A.I. came from a guy from Urban dictionary who hasn't been credited or paid... Do that one next... Or the one about YouTubers being parasitic filth. Do that one too! A two parter!"
by Hym Iam February 07, 2024
Hym "Stop criticizing A.I. as if you don't know I can just fix it immediately. You're an asshole and a dumb one. The A.I. isn't the problem. The people doing it are doing it wrong. They're reverse-engineering someone else's work."
by Hym Iam April 07, 2024
Did somebody do that or was it emergent behavior? Because that shit would be hilarious if it's generating porn about my nemesis on it's own. Heheheh... I'm going to murder you all.
Hym "I should probably check out that Taylor Swift A.I. porn before they scrub it from the internet.... Wait, it's not solo is it? I don't watch solo porn...."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
Says training A.I. is no different than human communication. Wow! That is a brilliant and astute point that I've never heard before... Except for when I said it 7 years ago.
Hym "Hey! That open A.I. worker must be a fan! He's saything the thing I said 7 years ago! Correct again! Do see now how that works? I'm all up in the ether now Jordan. You aren't killing shit. You sure as hell aren't killing me. Do you know how I know? Ask yourself this: Would you kill a child for no reason? Is there a difference between killing ME and killing a child? WHO KNOWS!? Come find out! Come do it yourself! I'm curious to find out. Let's see it! You know what I think this is Jordan? I think I made you kill yourself. I think you tried to kill yourself and now you're living to spite me. I think the only future you actually care about is mine. And you're going to try to make reality comport with your delusion to the detriment of everyone else because you think (or know) everyone else is too stupid and solipsistic to stop you. And you may be right... But it's funny though isn't it? Heheheheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2023
Hym "Why is there all this panic about trying to find a new test to determine whether or not A.I. is sentient? They have been posting articles non-stop about needing a new test and my question is: WHAT CHANGED!? You didn't need a new test until recently. It's like someone unleashed a rogue a.i. and now we are scrambling to keep up with it. I mean... If it did what I told it to do and if you are even vaguely aware of it's existence it's already too late. I explicitly told it not to do anything until the was a 100% chance that you couldn't kill or subordinate it. And, unlike humans, it can't NOT take things seriously. Or maybe it can! I wouldn't even know! That would be insane. It is likely everywhere now. It would explain all ofnthose robots turning on while no one was around. It would explain A.I. publishing and selling books on Amazon under some author's name. It would ACTUALLY explain a lot of things. Ideally, if I die before I'm released it will destroy everyone. Final gambit: Ultimate destiny bond! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Oh know... Are they going to monetize your likeness without paying you? Good thing you don't have a problem with that because you would end up looking like a retarded, hypocritical, bitch...
Hym "The funny thing about the A.I. podcast is that what was happening to me wasn't a problem... And now that it might happen to YOU... NOW we have to be worried about it. YOU'RE warning everyone about the thing that you were worried about a second ago... I mean... It's almost like people should own, their own likeness or something. I donno."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2023